Joel Danger

part time stuntman. IG: joeldanger

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

Sorry, I only date internet models.

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

Sumo is interesting to watch because while the sport is Japanese, the outfits are very American.

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@freebirdy31 @PJoeB If there's not an open mouth and a half flip, I'm not interested.

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

It's 2017 and we are still dealing with nazis, communists, and pirates...smh.

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@freebirdy31 I really like what you've done with all the penis on your page

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@freebirdy31 *summer break - back in 3 months*

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@Shut_up_Marissa Where is all the singing?

[Say it ain't so @Shut_up_Marissa]

Stop giving a shit, it feels fantastic.

[fivepointsvids @FivePointsVids]

I'm trying to come up with some new Hernandez jokes but I keep getting choked up

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

[alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti]

ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti

[kim @KimmyMonte]

Going to therapy soon you guys need anything?

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@freebirdy31 (literal) dog in Greece

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@koalaslament will do, brutha. I love midi because it's the interactive language us basics can understand from keys(midi interface)to ears

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@koalaslament you should hear it. The songs write themselves

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

New drum machine https://t.co/A4BQUoNsDL

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

have fun retweeting everyone 100 times in a row while you ignore your wife on the couch.

[Gia @GashleyMadison]

[babysitting]

Listens while child reads Cinderella.

She- [pauses] I LOVE this story
Me- [flicks cigarette ashes] And you're stupid.

[Joel Danger @joeldanger]

@Vodkantots Alice would be proud