Kerbalized

he/him

[Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ @IranInThailand]

Are you ready folks?

[Sky | Mia Fey's biggest fan @EyesOfTheGhost]

done

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

This Pokémon pinball machine at Costco is $5,000.

There is absolutely no way I can justify buying it.

However, my wife said I can spend 20% of anything I make on X on whatever I want.

So if approximately 80 billion of you could look at this post real quick, I’d appreciate it.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

Key detail here

[ProPublica @propublica]

New: Russian oligarch Umar Kremlev footed the bill for hundreds of thousands of dollars of wedding expenses at Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish wedding, including renting out a private island and paying for the fireworks show. https://t.co/5eAkam17gM

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

WHEN IS IT THE GODDAMN FUCKING TIME THEN SHITDICK?? GIVE ME AN EXACT FUCKING DATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR FUCK OFF

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

I am now even more sure that this is a marketing gimmick in anticipation of the IPO

[NIK @ns123abc]

holy shit, its actually happening

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

I...worked on this proof for a year...and...they just…tweeted it out.

[NIK @ns123abc]

>sam altman: "we tried this because there were rumor on the internet"
>rumor: math professor close to solving navier-stokes
>the professor: using codex for a year
>openai: has all his logs
>checked every codex session tagged to N-S
>found the most promising one
>spun up 10,000 agents to finish the proof where he couldn't
>they got caught
>told the guy if you say anything you'll destroy your own career
>he ruins his career over this
>openai: "we did not see his work"
>also openai: "we cannot rule out that de-identified data from their usage helped improve our models"

they stole it lmao

[Exomnium @Exomnium]

all other allegations aside, "we caught wind that a mathematician might be about to solve a famous problem so we spent $15 million on tokens to scoop them" is exactly why OpenAI is completely full of shit when it says it wants to work with the academic community in a positive way

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

If you near solving P vs NP, Riemann, or Collatz, and ask an LLM to check your work, it flags it to its AI lab owners to scoop you. The $$$ incentives are too large. I drafted this joke a few days ago, was working to polish it, but must now rush it out on pain of being scooped.

[Atalocke @atalocke]

@OpenAI Mmmh...

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Please go block @25YearsAgoLive before you accidentally help him profit off of 9/11

[monica @hindulebron]

Posting this as the account’s about to receive massive engagement in a couple days

[Americana Pipedream Apparel @amerpipedream]

Btw we sell USA-made midweight 100% cotton tees for like $30

Lmao stop paying $60 for foreign made polyester BS, American-made and higher quality is the way to go

[Justin Rowan @Cavsanada]

Subsidized rates to kill off the competition, take jobs away, then they'll jack up the price.

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[Killed by Google @killedbygoogle]

Zero integrity over at @Google.

Resign, @sundarpichai.

Fuck you, @googlemaps.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

You can tell these cartoonists are all Boomers because none of them knew to draw him as an empty chair