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[John Robb @johnrobb]

Denmark’s left wing discovered that their social system required danish cultural norms in order to function, and that culturally diverse immigration would destroy it. So, they campaigned on the idea that all immigrants must adopt danish culture or leave. As a result of this focus on cultural preservation, the right wing shriveled.

[pavel @king_pavs]

@likethesoup97 Hire this person immediately

[pavel @king_pavs]

Shout out to the guy at the hotel bar who’s only looking up at the TV to get angry when they show tswift

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Are we entirely sure we want the San Jose sharks to do hockey fights cancer night. That’s one that we really don’t wanna lose

[Sahil Lavingia @shl]

The economy is not bad, you’re just 24

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“The south will rise again is an aspirational call for SEC football supremacy, usage of grits rather than “polenta,” and peaceful coexistence with Yankees not death, slavery, or hate”

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Jesus christ they let us get to Friday

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Create a hostile workplace, be a man.

[BankingSlut @bankingslut]

Lmfaooooooo https://t.co/AJaeKxmS33

[“paula” @paularambles]

eastern europeans make for very thorough engineers because our mentality is that the worst-case scenario is the most likely one to happen

[Busted_Auction @BustedAuction]

To say that I’m “half assing it” today would be an insult to half assing it

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

if the rwandan genocide happened today there’d be small but loud section of the left saying that it was justified hutu decolonisation of the tutsi settlers lol

[wint @dril]

CONTROVERSIES: lots of people jacked off to "beetlejuice" because they thought he was a girl. it's perfectly normal & good [citation needed]

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.

[pavel @king_pavs]

@likethesoup97 ✈️✈️✈️

[wint @dril]

anything shorter than me is just written off completely by my brain. i can't tell the difference between children and dogs

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

My Gen Z Analyst when we give him “a good learning opportunity”

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

My man got as close as possible without going over a dollar. Legend.