Mary Lee Giacalone

on a constant quest for coffee, cheese, lip balm, and beer

[Rewatching 90210 in 2026 @rewatching90210]

Nikki lied.

[Robert Smith NPR @radiosmith]

Only two options tonight at the Columbia Faculty Club

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[emily north @north0fnorth]

the 3600sq ft single-family home in ravenswood that used to be a fire station is for sale now, in case any of you chicagoans out there want to live out your childhood dreams for a cool $1.9 million

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[Mary Lee Giacalone @ml_giacalone]

@MediumSizeMeech Did he twice use "whenever" to mean when?

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[C @theclovecoterie]

"American love story" is honestly such an apt name for the tragic tale of an exhibitionist nepo baby and his bpd wasp-presenting wife who look utterly fabulous but relentessly torture one another before dying violently together by his hand. USA baby!!

[Phalgun @phalgooon]

first in my bloodline to create JIRA tickets 👍

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Woman who's confused Yogi Bear with the totality of human men: All men do is steal picnic baskets

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting

[Great Lake Jumper @TheRealDtox]

Flippin Friday January 23,2026 …
-8 Degree Air (-28 Windchill)
33 Degree Water …
#GreatLakeJumper …
Glenn & George &Becky & Hayley thanks for water support …
@WaddleandSilvy @SashaAnnSimons @weatherchannel @BlockClubCHI @KyleBrandt @KCJHoop @pattomasulo @WGNMorningNews

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Cruel and Unusual? Woman Still Has to Work Even Though It’s Cold Outside

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

Business is great. Happy travels, raterpillar!

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

We can either let the abuses of Donald Trump's administration become our new normal.

Or we can pursue real justice, accountability, and transparency.

Illinois has chosen our path — those who believe in the Constitution and the promise of America should join us in doing so.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Sorry my bad - when i said 'let's pick this back up in the new year,' I meant 'let's never speak of this again.' Should've been more clear

[Mary Lee Giacalone @ml_giacalone]

@maddiewhittle Marty Supreme and Look Who's Talking have the same beginning

[Mary Lee Giacalone @ml_giacalone]

No one is talking about how Marty Supreme ripped off the Look Who's Talking opening credits

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

If cookies are not on your Christmas list…me don't know what you doing.

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.