Paul Butcher

Tenacious debugger.

[4 Day Week Foundation @4Day_Week]

We welcome the decision to accept councils are free to adopt four-day weeks.

The results of the first council trial was a win-win-win: workers are happier, the council has found permanent candidates for hard-to-fill roles, and in doing so they’ve saved taxpayers almost £400,000.

[Aidan Harper @Aidan_Harper_]

The Telegraph front page accidentally being a better advert for both the 4 Day Week and the Labour Party than the Labour Party is.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

Evidently, Bretons are overly excitable Gricers.

[Twm Morys @twmtrefan]

‘Our native languages share origins…’ But ‘gorsaf’ in Welsh means ‘train station’, whereas ‘gorsav’ in Breton means ‘orgasm’

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

If you are a loose cannon who does not play by the rules, then any depilatory cream can be used for this purpose.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

PRODUCT IDEA: Depilatory cream for unwanted buttock hair called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt Hair’.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@fesshole You should speak to a psychologist to see if CBT is the right treatment for you. Maybe write to the BBC about making a documentary on the subject.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@kerrya11en @alistaircoleman I heard about it shortly after Roomer Day this year. I've been looking forward to the poster coming out.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@garicgymro He should be the next Doctor or Bond - In a Red Nose Day special episode.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

Countdown to this story appearing in the RW press with a headline like

"Man Jailed For NINE YEARS After Accusing Police of Protecting Paedos"?

https://t.co/soBMPVLeUu

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

ChatGPT not even being as sophisticated as Markov Chains this time. Just Mad Libs.

[Gareth Roberts @garicgymro]

If you're think that you can ask ChatGPT a question and rely on the answer being accurate, you don't understand what ChatGPT is.

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

Some people are like “Why are you even still on this website?” but the simple idea that every tweet every single one of us sends costs Elon Musk money is reason enough.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@alistaircoleman The afterlife is finally ready to receive his limp penis.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@dannybirchall @classvor GCU

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

With their new single:

Gelatine Coated Biconical Horse Balls

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

Coming up next on the BBC Introducing Stage - it's

[Dr Ollie Douglas @OllieDouglas]

If @TheMERL was the secret base of a super villain …

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

Yes! I've been tense recently and really in the mood for this.

[Gretchen McCulloch now at @gretchenmcc.bsky.social @GretchenAMcC]

We've finally done the long-awaited aspect episode!

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@Steve_Van_Hagen @fesshole If that happens, then one of them has to go through twice.

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

Ham & High have somehow managed to make a whole news story about two Twitter users calling for the destruction of a local ancient landmark

https://t.co/s375Q8Ny2H

[Paul Butcher @paulbutcher]

@dynabeige @TheJeditor As well as the spool of twine, you need a few loose bits of string that are too long to just throw away, but never quite long enough for whatever you want to use it for.