Cara Corradetti

"I know the Tony rules because I've been petitioning for them to add a category for 'Living Theatrically in Normal Life'..."

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

This is what iTunes says I listen to most often... #accurate

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@kkkkkrissy @potterybarn You’re going to be waiting a long time - @potterybarn put a hole in our wall, broke the couch they delivered, and STILL can’t seem to help us…

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@united I’ve been in hold for 2 hours and 25 minutes… what gives? (Someone picked up at 1:40 and told me my transfer hold would be 5-10 minutes…)

[alex @alex_abads]

this absolutely broke me

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

FOR TODAY ONLY:

Wawa > Sheetz

Thank YOU PHILLY 🥰

[Sara Bareilles @SaraBareilles]

yes she sure did.

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@katelyn__ann And by texts I mean tests... woof.

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@katelyn__ann You are welcome here in MA anytime - we have a guest room, Covid texts, and the legal drugs you seek ❤️

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@DaniElyse30 We are twins?

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

IYKYK

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

In our house, we refer to her by her proper name: Ofjesse.

[K8 💜🌈 @katelyn__ann]

She isn’t new to this, she’s true to this.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Here's the politician, so oily.

[K8 💜🌈 @katelyn__ann]

Me to donald trump:

#Debates2020

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

every day of 2020 has felt like the day in middle school gym class when you had to run the mile

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@DoorDash_Help can you reply to my DM please?

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

Use @Postmates, use @DoorDash, use anyone who is not @Ubereats. They are the actual worst.

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

So @ubereats screwed me over and I reached out for help the moment it happened. They’ve refused to help, but after seeing how many other people they’ve done this to, I kept following up. Now, after a month of asking for help, @uber_support has the audacity to send this...

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

How is this real life?

[Jake Asman @JakeAsman]

It is truly remarkable how many dumb people live in this country.

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@_alishabarnard @ShieldVoC @UberEats @Uber_Support They’ll never help! Been waiting over a week and still nothing!

[Cara Corradetti @prezcara]

@alexa_carrascal @ShieldVoC @Uber_Support Uber support is trash!! They don’t follow through and they straight up won’t help!