tiny entertainment bean

fix your hearts or die. sister daughter infant death

[jojo @johannagoldie]

thinking about when me and my ex dressed up as them for halloween in 2022 as a couples costume. we’re kinda that one couple that dressed up and travis and taylor but for autistic people

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Everytime I see someone without a helmet I think of this Gordon Ramsay video

[Jeffdoku @tandangstrong]

Credit to Jeff for addressing this so fast. An unspoiled Survivor finale is one of the best things television has to offer. Don't let gambling apps ruin it.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Digby walking out of the Pitt with a new haircut, Whitaker’s ID badge, and whimsy in his heart

[computerow @computerow]

@i_zzzzzz

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Three honor/integrity bitches standing around telling each other “exactlyyyy” #Survivor #Survivor50

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my boyfriend is way more domestically functional and generous than I am so i’ve had to start innovating new strains of feminist theory to maintain the upper hand. Recently came up with the term “weaponized competence”

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

“i got involved with that” still a hilarious quote from Ryan Coogler about those Coke Freestyles at the movie theater lmao

[anette @criminalblinds]

Do you wanna take a skate on the ice inside my veins?
They ripped me off like false lashes
And then threw me away
And all the headshots on the walls
Of the dance hall are of the bitches
Who wish I'd hurry up and die
But I'm immortal now, baby dolls
I couldn't if I tried

[Maria @mlstrat]

bills linebacker with a modernist home in western new york featured in architectural digest…… what a blessing it is to see the nexus of my interests so beautifully manifested

[quaking aspen @cowgirlpsyop]

Sweetie you’re spiking mommy’s cortisol and making me less beautiful

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

#TheMuppetShow is Certified Fresh at 100% on the Tomatometer, with 27 reviews: https://t.co/Hmlm9vtJQx

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

anyone else ever leave the office in the evening and then show up first thing the next morning and it feels like you never left and you’re just like oh so this is my life my entire existence is in this building with these people and it’s fine but also sorta fucking debilitating

[Elle Fanning Media @efanningmedia]

Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning seen in Los Angeles yesterday.

[tate @octatate]

the mold in my owala is making me evil