shitty wingman Poe

I'm the galaxy's best pilot but the worst wingman imaginable.

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[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

Rey is no one
Finn is a big deal
I might be the best pilot
But I still feel like the thirth wheel

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@DeepR2d2 congrats mate

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@SnokeTheExtreme seriously?

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

When he's a big deal with te resistance and doesn't have time for ordinary pilots anymore:

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@BadFatherHan dude this is becoming creepy... You're like 80 or so..

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@FinnFriendzoned @EASwanson Decided not to tell her about how you had overtime working at sanitary...
Too busy being a hero sounded better

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@thedudequigon @TotalRealAnakin @NewReyOfHope @YaManJonathan @J3diR3y @LonelyPadme1 @EdwardAMasenC @Darth_Milanista @pesimistic_p you da man

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I can't believe they are making a new death star

This time it harnesses the power of faillure and inconfidence...

It's perfect for my son

[Secret Jedi Ackbar @SecretJediAkbar]

Many Bothans died seeding that information https://t.co/F1iMarENTc

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

When I illlegally downloaded the plans of the deathstar from BountyBay

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

Come to the light side
We have wookies https://t.co/3yPb0fPfAj

[Chewbacca @ChewieRoars]

@LordRevan98 Hhhhbbrrooawwhooa aaawwhooa mmhbbrrooa whrooooo-orrraaoooaarrh ffhooou-uu bbfwwhwooowkkaaorrhooafff?

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@HamillHimself @parkeraIIen Banksy did something like that too 😂😂

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

The plot twist we all needed

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@ChewieRoars 20 minutes into Star Wars and chill and he gives you this look...

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

Without Kylo I would have never met Finn; he brought us together

Kylo? More like Kybro

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@Rey_blank_ @LoyalLando @FinnFriendzoned Mission accomplished! black leader to basis: "we are good to go"

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@FinnFriendzoned what about boyfriend of the day??

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@Rey_blank_ sounds like something @LoyalLando would say

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@ChewieRoars You're a good wookie, Chewbacca
Keep the Falcon, it suits you

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

@J3diR3y are you sure you're over me??? Cause I would say different