Chris J

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[Chris J @tangentational]

@CowenMatt @EE Same here. Both website and app not working when it comes to data gifting. Website just goes into some sort of continous loop. A lot of people must be struggling with this. Please fix.

[Chris J @tangentational]

@davefarley77 … being from “an alternative reality” is what that should have said.

I need coffee already I guess… or maybe I shouldn’t.

[Chris J @tangentational]

@davefarley77 1: being asked for estimates for unknowns (AKA projects) to help create a plan which eventually arrives in Q3 (maybe) and will be instantly wrong

2: (pointless/excessive, er most) meetings

3: mockups becoming “the law” despite clearly being from an reality

[Chris J @tangentational]

Does this happen on purpose? Is this that AI thing people are talking about? @MrJamesMay @codewithdary

[Chris J @tangentational]

@AbbeyCatUK @davefarley77 What on Earth!?! I thought you were joking about writing that!

[Chris J @tangentational]

Er… I’ve been away for so long the app is now a Land of Confusion. Anyway, Rugby 7s is back at Twickenham! Go #LONDON7S

[Chris J @tangentational]

@NeilBurgess @EtypeClub @CooperRegister @MINIUK Ooh… wheely good? <instant regret>

[Chris J @tangentational]

@BottyB Just the usual green ones, but they're all pointing and laughing. Next time I'll wear something before checking the wardrobe.

[Chris J @tangentational]

Woke up today and thought I suddenly had three nipples, but it seems to be a random bruise.

[Chris J @tangentational]

The only thing worse than that noise was the combination of that same hold music, the kettle boiling and the vacuum cleaner just now.

Is this how it starts?

[Chris J @tangentational]

... but at least the distorted mess that counts as hold music with @IKEAUKSupport (for over 40 minutes) makes up for this (in a way I've not been able to work out yet).

[Chris J @tangentational]

Ah... so after my wife drives somewhere to collect our @IKEAUKSupport order only to find it's not there, @DPDgroup_news have clearly lost the item and recommend we just buy another to resolve the issue. <slow claps> Earlier fiasco redacted for sanity purposes.

[Chris J @tangentational]

@SnazzyQ I also felt the UI showed convergence of touch. Convertible MacBook makes sense as part of an initial HW offering as it provides a new product category to help shift users to Apple Silicon. Was the USB-C on the iPad Pro mainly to provide an army of internal test HW for MacOS? :-)

[Chris J @tangentational]

Hey Siri... set a timer for two minutes.

<siri starts giving me directions>

Set a timer for two minutes!

“There is already a 2 minute timer set”

Riiiight

[Chris J @tangentational]

Hello @EE. Do you offer some sort of 4G powered broadband service for the home?

[Chris J @tangentational]

Hello @virginmedia. Can I actually remove services via the app or via the website? Everything seems geared to upgrading which is fast becoming annoying. I can’t call 150.

[Chris J @tangentational]

@AbbeyCatUK It was this very frog that led me to accidentally discover Leon Redbone.

[Chris J @tangentational]

So @easyJet flights cost £190. They cancel. The refund is £36. Now I don’t claim to be an expert at equations, but something is missing there.

[Chris J @tangentational]

Has Boycie from Only Fools ever done a cover of “Jolene”?

[Chris J @tangentational]

@Apple Happy with my series 5, except I purchased it in Japan so the ECG feature doesn’t work. :-( In other news, my series 0 still works great... as does my 2005 iPod 30G!! How are those batteries still working??!!