Elaine

Mom. Wife. God-follower. Food-lover.I have a lust for life..and chocolate.I'm a professional owie-kisser & mess-cleaner by day,tea-drinker & blogger by night.

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@ThatMummyLife

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#excusemewhileicry

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Toddlers are tiring. But man, teen girls are a-whole-nother level of freaking difficult. Some days it’s a struggle to utter one word without it turning into a draining argument full of angst and attitude.😞😓
#ijustloveyoudammit #cantwegetalong #momlife #parenting #fail #sendhelp

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How is it my kid gives me both an overwhelming, joyous, warm feeling inside when I watch her sleep... and also an overwhelming, fearful feeling to run and get the hell away from her when she starts to wake up..🤷‍♀️

#momlife #moms #confessionsofamommy #kids #parentinglife

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@LifesStyleBlog I would still take mine if they’re up for it and the cold seems mild. Do what u feel is best though. Mama knows best!

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@MrsTyler78 @Mr_Spikey_Head Good job on that little gentleman, mama!

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@cheese_pinto That sounds traumatizing ���

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Never fart in front of your kids. They will NEVER forget about it and will casually bring it up to anyone, any chance they get.
#GoodtoKnow #trustmeonthis #momlife #moms #momthoughts #PArentingTips

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@AlongCameAMonst

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The flu is no joke, friends. My house has been a disgusting flu-fest and now even the baby is sick 😷😩. Airborne, fluids, sleep, and vitamin C the hell out of your kids. Force-feed the fruits and veggies! Spray them all down with Lysol, while you’re at it!

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@wordfromamabird My dad got me a dog when I was around 3. His name was Brownie (but damn this gif low key made me hangry-crave brownies)

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@Mr_Spikey_Head @jeffsnyder72 @thebookishmomma @TheSuperParents @LicensedtoDad @moms_dry_life @WarrenWattles @rawmumhood @She_Creature17 @tiredmama99 @KidsAreDorks @beans_rae @SitcomMy @somemarriedguy @artyc2009 @UPhuque @Naisha21626801 @VaughnDAAT @kellykennedy411 Appreciate you, kind sir!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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@keySlayy @sunshineblogs_ @theclique_uk @BloggersTribe @bloglove2018 Hi! Mine is >> https://t.co/CW14EFdiwq
Hoping you find some worth-the-read blog posts!🤞

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@LicensedtoDad @Mr_Spikey_Head I make an amazing shower-singer though so it’s all good! I’ve got some fans in the house

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@LicensedtoDad @Mr_Spikey_Head Almost! They were auditioning for American Idol in Anchorage once. My aunt dragged me over there ( ironically, I wanted to be famous but I was shy and didn’t wanna sing in front of people 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️) .. but when we got there, auditions were over and they had left.

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There’s nothing like getting a text from the hubby saying our 15 month old almost stuck her finger up the dog’s butt. 🤦‍♀️What is this new fascination with holes lately???
#Momlife #toddler #poordog #dadlife #kids #goodtimes

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@Mr_Spikey_Head Praying there won’t be a next big one!

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Just had a 5.1 ..earthquake? Aftershock? (Idk anymore) here in the AK and I’m back to feeling like my heart’s gonna beat right outta my mouth 😩#Alaska #Alaskaproblems #earthquake #SOdone #thekindofshitthatmakesyouseelifedifferently

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@LynnBrasier @bloglove2018 @of_ramblings Absolutely! Sending you some warm hugs ❤️