the sheepy nurturer

my feminist moral compass is the movie practical magic which i saw twice in 1998

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@Biz_Horse @still_oppressed Please what does this mean

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Now replace the s with an m…

[Republicans @Republicans]

Get you a Governor who can do both

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@KevRyCarp @benadrylfan Barb I was resolute and determined to never tweet again in the el*n era and then someone called you Barb and I had to come scream about it. That’s all it took #convictions #liveyourvalues

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@KevRyCarp @benadrylfan BARB

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🎶Fuckwad
Never meant to be
Dipshit (scorned by)
Society
Numb nuts
Always second best
Asshead
Different from the rest🎶

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@ringostarrmusic Let’s see them feet

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@CBBCatchphrases shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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@benadrylfan They’re allowed to show em nude cause they ain’t got no souls

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@benadrylfan

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@benadrylfan Our neighbor keeps digging up toys like this from her (now middle aged) children’s childhoods & giving them to us! We have that very phone. We call them “the orphan makers” bc they all have little wheels & we know we WILL eventually step on one & fall & crack our skulls open lol

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@benadrylfan 😍😍😍

[Chef Wintbot @drilbot_yum]

Smoke recipe

Ingredients:
-800gsm flintstone flintstones

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@roderonner Oh wow I just saw gator bait a couple of weeks ago and was not planning to ever think about it again

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@benadrylfan Lol in our household’s canon she is experiencing her first psychotic episode

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@benadrylfan Omg

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@politvidchannel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@itsjonmackey I wonder if this was inspired by the very same BA.5 thread that the algorithm just served me that had me raging but struggling to articulate why. Honestly your tweet popped up right when I needed it

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@benadrylfan Aaaaaahahhahaa I feel like US politics are so fucked that someone leaking screenshots from the c**sp**l might actually help me gain popularity

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@benadrylfan She def had more votes overall, I forget the state by state breakdown. But yeah the electoral college basically did exactly what it’s designed to do which is limit the power of the people. Kinda like how we have no meaningful access to the highest lvls of the judicial branch 🤡🔫