Rogan’s Loadhouse Reloaded

he/him. 31. unofficial Pokémon pinball ruby/sapphire edition world record holder

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

[Rogan’s Loadhouse Reloaded @yungUAturd]

Roll fucking tide bb

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

girlfriend: is crying

me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

needed this sign

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(“Eleanor Rigby”)
matcha labubu
clairo pilates and chocolate dubai
performative guy

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!

[Rogan’s Loadhouse Reloaded @yungUAturd]

I'm trying to win a #IntelGamerDays Sweepstakes prize from @BHPhoto! Enter for your chance to win at https://t.co/mwIQOH3pue! @intel #BHPhoto

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Computer, show China porcelain Mandalorian. Mandalorian with China like blue and white armor. Computer, replace all visuals on the timeline with pictures of fine china mandalorian for some reason. Thank you computer. That’s what I wanted you to do today

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Holy moly me oh my, women are my favorite guy

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

You wanna guess
if I have been to Arkansas
You wanna know if
I do love my ma and pa

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

🎭

[Rogan’s Loadhouse Reloaded @yungUAturd]

@MastercardNews You’re full of shit

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

It's worth remembering that DOGE is a failure at Every. Single. Possible. Level.

At the micro level, they misread, misled and straight up lied about many of the 'savings'. They'd announce '500m saved!' and it would be some contract where the money was 98% already spent and already wasn't being renewed.

At the macro level, they didn't impact spending at all. The government is spending more in 2025 than 2024, on basically the same trajectory but a little more.

At the institutional level, they didn't even convince the GOP that deficits are a problem worth caring about. The GOP just passed a bill that explodes the deficit by trillions of dollars.

At a personal level, Elon got run out of town with his tail between his legs and the most notable public facts about the Cracked Coders are that one of them was a mini Hitler, one was called 'big balls' and none of them bothered to learn how the government actually works before they lit it on fire.

They gutted a bunch of important institutions, fired whole departments at random, decimated medical research funding, killed a bunch of people dependent on USAID, and still failed at every possible level.

[Rogan’s Loadhouse Reloaded @yungUAturd]

@bradneely I respond to a situation with “You can’t have a team full of Babe Ruths. They’ll have nobody to catch,” probably once a week.