Ben Hall

'It's because they know I'm a vagabond.' Nasty writer. Terminally chill.

[Ben Hall @BenDH]

@robdelaney @BBCRadio4 Please make Radio 4 play the whole of Dopesmoker

[Ben Hall @BenDH]

@SouthernWater hi I’m in a flat in postcode BN32LY and our building has no water, do you know when we can expect it back?

[Matt Leys @mattleys]

Tesco Clubcard is in the news, a good excuse to revisit the absolutely insane way it was first introduced

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

These are the BBC rules on social media and it is v hard to see how Lineker broke them. (Via @kitandrew1)

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

THREAD

For all those denying any #BBCBias on @BBCNews & @BBCPolitics shows, here's some of the formal 'corrections & clarifications' to "mistakes" made by the @BBC in 2019, which all *completely coincidentally* helped the Tories by damaging @UKLabour's reputation.

[wint @dril]

When i read harry potter, I said "This is the best book ever written. Almost perfect. But is it woke? No."

25 yrs later I was proven right.

[Ben Hall @BenDH]

@AdamRutherford It’s got to be It Takes Two

[Rough Trade @RoughTrade]

Vivienne Westwood.
Mother of Punk.
Non conformist.
Original icon.

RIP

[Variety @Variety]

Ruggero Deodato has died at age 83. His 1980 cult classic “Cannibal Holocaust” is considered one of the goriest movies of all time. It was banned in several countries due to its graphic depictions of violence, sexual assault and animal cruelty. https://t.co/0ZSAW7vWuw

[Ben Hall @BenDH]

@jas_tds 100% would watch a TEDtalk about the Mulherniverse

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

mbappe every time someone thinks the game is over

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Me after reading an ancient book I found in the basement of an abandoned cabin

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

Just been to the shop to buy a Christmas card. Not a single card on the shelf had the word "Christmas" on it. They didn't even look like proper cards - big, chunky plastic things with some kind of woke "liquid" inside.

[aaron @GarfieBabey]

HELP
I got the most interesting piece of mail today. A bit of hair of the child messiah Darmath.

I have no idea what this is. "Darmath Foundation" doesn't bring up anything on Google. The address doesn't really help. WHY DID I RECEIVE THIS?

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

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[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

DOn’t MoVE tO a CitY CeNtrE And cOmpLaiN AbouT ThE NOisE FroM veNUes ThAT HaVE bEen tHeRE FOr gEnEraTioNs

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[rob delaney @robdelaney]

GENERAL ELECTION NOW

[CaptKarnstein is watching another bad film. 👻 @CaptKarnstein]

"I've lived without central heating for 10 years - here's how you can too."

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better