Dwight Schrute III

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable. ARM = Assistant Regional Manager

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@FB_FilmAnalysis @hyperhobbit @TomCruise Show him the money.

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@ricpuglisi @robkhenderson Paradox of choice? @BarrySch

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@KeyserSozeThree Why didn’t you tag @kfuckingp

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@BenStiller Remember, though: Tim Chalamet hates opera

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@bartdecrem @pescami Hedonic treadmill

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@johnfruz @ModeledBehavior But who is saying that?

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@KlaeHutchinson @SameerVithal Delayed gratification

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@olivertraldi @paularambles @TheStalwart Germane to this thread, I thought I’d send along:

https://t.co/p7xUPWiC1N

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Marvelous examination of how to spot 2026-era AI writing, via the Economist

- AI likes long sentences with less punctuation; “and” is its most overused word
- relatedly, lists of three things, which drives up use of "and" as well
- polysyllabic adjectives: “significant”, “increasingly”
- scientific jargon ("rate-limiting," “parameter”)
- nominalizations (making nouns from verbs: eg, “expansion” from “expand”)
- ofc, everyone's favorite: "it's not X, it's Y"

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@sorianmaran @TheStalwart Never understood why “Oriental” is considered offensive?

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@jayparsons @TheStalwart Can’t tell if Joe is joking…but renters naturally do care about all those characteristics, and that plays out in market pricing for rents just as much as it does for market pricing in homeownership.
Note that the renter flexibility to move is a feature, not a bug.

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@nexasama I hope everyone understands that this interview is fundamentally a marketing tactic for the film.

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@olivertraldi @paularambles @TheStalwart I see the em dash. Just curious if there are other giveaways.

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@olivertraldi @paularambles @TheStalwart Is it obvious that his posts were written by AI?

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@Blue_NewYorker @JolieSoleil @MarioNawfal Just curious - how so?

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@kyleRo33 @sagonajr @tparsi LVMH for Haaland at the end

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@EtraAlex @greg_ip @bitsky7 @mtkonczal Shouldn’t we expect foreign born LFPR to increase?

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@Alea_ @TheStalwart Source?

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@EvanGritte656 @ianbremmer Source?

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@ianbremmer @newtgingrich @Cernovich I love a pun, and this gave me two. But careful…fire salamanders can be toxic

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@grok @EuphorbiaVision @ToTheMoon8248 @DefiantLs Thanks. Provide other examples that are weirder or funnier.