Hotel Employee

I don't work at the front desk anymore (not that I went far, just to sales), but that doesnt mean stuff doesn't get weird. Living the hotel employee life.

[Night Audit Nonsense @NightAuditNonse]

Why do so many hotel guests act like spoiled children?

[FrontDesk @FDConfessions]

"guest ser-..."
"Do you have wifi?"
"Yes we do, let me know when you're ready."
"I'm ready"
"Alright it's 610-"
"Wait. wait wait wait...... Ok I'm ready"

[Turnt Down Service @TurntDownTales]

Wonder what he did #doghouse #HotelLife

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

Me right now. https://t.co/IYJdTlYpql

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought we were going out?”

“Sorry, I’ve accidentally put my pyjamas on, it’s not something that can be reversed”

[Britt and knee @kbelbritt]

Are you even a front desk manager if you don't clean guest bathrooms at midnight @FrontDeskRants @Hot3lPr0bs

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

I was going through some old photos this morning & found this gem. I remember that morning well! #donotenvyhousekeeping

[hotellmeaboutit @hotellmeaboutit]

Gst: what time is bfast till?
Me: 1030
Gst: thats not accommodating to ppl who traveled across country & are used to a different time zone!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Look just forget it" - Translation: I will make sure we both remember it forever

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

@NightAuditNonse I’m having nightmare flashbacks of sports groups and ministicks and running and screaming in the hallway

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

That may work on some people but I have (sadly) been in hotels too damn long not to read the fine print on EVERYTHING.

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

Do not tell me you released my block because I took too long when the contract you sent me says it expires Feb 10 & it’s only Feb 3. 2/

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

I got to write my first professionally stern email of the year to a sales manager last week. Man, it felt so good. 1/

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

When your store doesn't close in bad weather and you almost die 10 times on your way to a job that's already killed you on the inside.

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

Clearly the best place for staff to put any BEOs/function sheets that are handed out is the recycling bin. #HappyMondaytome

[Barrie Thomas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @thebarriethomas]

@Bar_staff_probs @FrontDeskRants @HotelRants AFD survival kit #pushon #hospitality

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Comforting a crying person by staring at the floor and waiting for them to stop

[Hotel Employee @FrontDeskRants]

@NightAuditNonse Is your system down completely? :(