Grandpa Funk

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Stephen A Smith: First and foremost, I would like to apologize to the Anne Frank Foundation for my words last week. I do not think a “little more hustle” would’ve changed her situation. However-

[ascendant lower-middle @cIass_man]

trent reznor tried to avoid being a good Catholic boy harder than any other person living and he STILL had five kids with a filipina, genuinely hilarious

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@krichard121212 lol he has yet to name anything he would find unpleasant. “I’d destroy 3 entrees at Cracker Barrel for her smile 😭”

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@offbeatorbit There are very widespread “incorrect or highly objectionable” things that are performatively said in gender-restricted environments. Almost the code that signifies “it’s safe to say GUY stuff now that the GIRLS are gone, and I’ll demonstrate that to merit my inclusion”

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

my heart sunk for a second

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@mittzrael @averageandy @PresbyPilgrim A true midwesterner knows there are dozens: Gary
IN, Rockford IL, west Memphis, east St. Louis, St. Louis, ….

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@chaery_fox @PatrickTShep Yeah, he’s really embarrassing

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@nikicaga Remember liberation day, when they were all going to own a factory? Remigration, tariffs, repealing the 19th amendment, releasing the Epstein files, banning vaccines. Every single one of those eliminates all problems and makes the white man respected

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@LinkofSunshine I never even sit down, I’d be giving it to able-bodied men who look sad

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@cc33_rl @___frye He beat the shit out of my cousin, whos the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet when he’s on his meds

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@SonnyBunch Reading fiction is usually where people learn to be good readers. But bragging that no childhood book left an impact means you were in the bottom-as-fuck reading group

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@Eric_Erins You believe Miami is the greatest city on earth when you see your first influencer in leggings getting a smoothie. When you see your hundredth photocopy of the same girl realizing she’s not especially pretty in Miami, it’s soul-crushing

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@IterIntellectus But would you suck the dick of an entire continent

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@DanielKayHertz What about if you think Miami is a gross and fake regional capital

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@atlanticesque “Why incrementally improve the lives of a third of Americans when you could drastically improve the life of one person (me!)”

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@ASFleischman Do you think she built that business by being good at journalism?

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@Blueelectron4 @devahaz People from Houston and Dallas have ruined the entire Caribbean, please don’t encourage more of this

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@Bonecondor @devahaz Tampa is just gross. Residents express concern if you say you’re planning to visit

[Grandpa Funk @FunkGrandp14312]

@devahaz Miami is S tier. Tampa is B tier. I think he’s only been to Dallas and Tampa