JakeGPT

Financial advisor, husband, father of three, investor, human behavior. Have never bought an NFT.

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@awealthofcs Every year I call for no financial crisis. Stellar record. No one’s called for the movie rights, surprisingly.

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@DataBasedBets When you put it in those terms, it makes me feel surprisingly better. Thank you.

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@danheld Ask my doctor if I can see my family.

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@zoowithroy I’d take the over

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@stoolpresidente Looks like those crazy Philly fans disguised as Knicks fans are at it again.

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@BrandonGowton It’s like these guys have been seeing in black and white for a year, and now can finally see in color.

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@clypherus3 @Jake__Wujastyk Some folks are capable of doing more than one thing. I once rode a bike while holding a javelin… sight for sore eyes.

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@JeffPassan All parties make SO MUCH money. And ultimately this leads where? To a lost season? So the fans get the raw deal ultimately. It’s all seems so unfair.

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@TyJohnsonNews Revisionist history multiplied by analytics = a guy who can never be wrong. Also the guy watching the finals on TV like the rest of us.

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@Mr_Derivatives Would not be shocked if he thinks everyone that doesn’t speak English speaks Spanish.

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Mmm, sure he is. Morey has been obsessed with James Harden his entire career. That should have been a tip of his hand right in the beginning that this would have ended with a whimper. That’s not the type of player—one who shows up when he feels like it—you want your GM obsessed with.

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@chamath You only maxxx with two x's?

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@TheLongInvest Surely the folks wearing ill fitting shoes have the confidence to speak up. 😂

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@Mr_Derivatives Is it not a major reason stocks go up in price? Mo money, mo stock demand.

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@Jake__Wujastyk X. Where everyone is a reporter and no one is a fact checker.

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@dollarsanddata I’m confused. Attached by who? This is the first time I’m hearing anything like this.

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@ZeroHedge_ @APompliano Yes, but he’s wearing a tie and says very cool things like bang bang so let’s hear him out.

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@RyanDetrick @gilbert3142 @CarsonResearch Love this chart.

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@SamRo Very nice

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@PompeyOnSixers Is Doc photobombing?