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My old man had a saying You walk through a locker room, you're gonna see some dick.

[AZMen @aznudemen]

Jason Segel Butt Scene in Over Your Dead Body

[YONEWT 🆒 @yonewt]

serious talk around the house about replacing me with a step stool & a vibrator

[Dick Fürari @DickFurari]

Please remember the true meaning of the Fourth of July: Huge tits, cocaine, & extreme rock guitar solos.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

My wife does not break eye contact at all during oral sex, even after I enter the room

[wint @dril]

brand accounts should do cool shit instead of sucking Ass. they should post their dick and say they had to do it because they lost a bet

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

A blow job isn't given with the mouth, it's given with the heart.

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

If you're happy and you know it keep that god damn shit to your self.

[Dick Fürari @DickFurari]

I'm thankful I didn't shit my pants. Got to the bathroom in time. Explosive diarrhea and tight white Levis don't mix.

[Hella of Troy 🇬🇷 @OfHella]

I look like what happens in Vegas.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Doggie style was going great until she started barking and rubbing her asshole on the carpet.

[Magically Mental @JayeKoehn]

I would love to see things from your point of view, but I don't think two heads can fit up your ass

[Beer Farts @BeerFarts101]

The only reason my debit card is worth anything is because it's covered in drugs.

[adrienne iapalucci @AIapalucci]

I may not donate to your gofundme but I will check to see how far you are away from your goal.

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

work flask, don't fail me now.