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@RepJonHansen @RepJonHansen #ChristianFail:
โHereโs to making teen suicide great again in South Dakota! Cheers!โ
-@FredDeutsch
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basically.
@orna_verum @DementedHuman @WastedAerospace @RTheatheist @illmakelamb @MucusMucous @th1rt3en_TM @MindfulDamage @pussyfreewhtboy @hubie0 @SecularSmurf @_truthswordsa @umfpt @omnimomo @xxschlitzmaltxx @DeanoMartino1 @megafant1 @Sicut_Lupus @timmbosliceeee @Lintpop @spikeinthemidge @ScientiaPercept @rkdoctr @kester_lowers @AmyrAli16 @ei9iw @IngridIngwah @DarkCowboyGod @dirk_fasshauer @TessFromWessex @mirandaisrisen @BrianNazarenus @HeathenWombat @Clayster1010 @Sidney1st @Melanie33720945 @THHuxley1 @RavenLove69 @knitman57 @Cat_In_A_Box @remofjacob @WarrenSm2 @CrispyCurry @MaidelK #ChristianFail
@ax2n38 @BloodRedEye1 @MucusMucous @gregowoc @Torqufmada @megafant1 @WondersNorbit @AndrewRChapman @Sicut_Lupus @Raven4212 @hubie0 @Avic_Wins @D1scoJerrys @PatricktheB @DarkCowboyGod @StillDizzy2 @thorinajarooft @willsworldview @ChrisHildabrant @OnlyaMoment3 @RossGilroy @BrianNazarenus @zypisfy @A_Damned_smith @Flaffenbam @Wolfpak561 @wiguy45 @JH747474 @AwayFromTheKeys @Guy_JustaGuy3 @itisjustmebabe @MindfulDamage @Melanie33720945 @pray2pesci @WooWooSpaceJew @1pckt @_DenizenX @Canna420Uk @remofjacob @Ihonestlydont19 @EeeBeeEll @HaircutSpock @kevin_witchell @dirk_fasshauer @The_Real_BiM @DementedHuman @orna_verum @Mikethewander1 @twisted_pies โYou're desperate to believe lies and desperate to live lies.โ
Since youโre unable to prove any of your god claims, that would be you.
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Wednesday: 2.5 hours of tests at the hospital. Totally chill.
Thursday: Return hospital call about test results. Put on hold for TWENTY FIVE MINUTES. Not quite so chill after ten minutes of bad music & hospital ads.
#ChristianFAIL
(But I'm fine! It's nothing! Praise God!)
@abithaxvi @KAaron06443986 @commonsensejan @PaulDubuisson @donholtmac @PeterFi98279139 @wpcguy @Simple_Shaman @NelsonMKerr @2Cents69 @umfpt @Ihonestlydont19 @OustideVoice @myhighhills @NaturalBAtheist @surgerysleeper @DrLazerKitty @Karlarei2003 @DaeDaeSupreme @AnthonyT2_Mufc @HazyPeter @Canna420Uk @PatricktheB @brough_joshua @Friendof_Darwin @Megavolt1 @michellmybell1 @geraldpayne25 @AyrshireBog @AtheistWombat @Atlanticus74 @Janetb172 @htownsmitty @jools6691 @LustfulLiberal @imkimaaron @lindaz333 @JaTapps @malo_j @DoubleDumas @impeachqueen @Terrenc58307664 @StevenDJBaumann @tcunderdahl @RJDownard @RykerGSD @Taylee_89 @nadsshoes @AliceKing69 @TomBoehmePhotog #ChristianFAIL
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So let them STARVE, because YOU, yes YOU, cannot produce loaves and fishes as commanded to do so in your #JesusMYTHOLOGY???
#BibleMYTHOLOGY
@lavelvetcomadre @RedPill_Crusade @kanyewest No kidding. Looks like someone never learned Christian teachings, thinking religion is an outfit rather than to be Christian, kind, compassionate and not judging others. They deflect from their own Christian failings by bashing & pointing out the attire of others. #ChristianFail
@JustJoshinNH Ugh. Iโm so sorry. I was at the funeral of a friend who died by suicide recently. The pastor didnโt imply that he wasnโt in heaven, but it was the usual โGod has a plan for everythingโ stuff. Nope. My friend just shot himself. Let me grieve. #christianfail
@BerniceKing And yet we have #Franklingraham slinging pray for 45 t shirts, can't sink any lower than where he's been standing all these years.....on top of mile high gold......so sad.
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Hours of blood, sweat, and tears but Joseph and I did it! Now on to some heavy repenting!
#ChristianFail #WifeFail #MomFail #JustFailedโฆ https://t.co/OFRukpoHGW
@daniel52464547 @CrispyCurry @atheistic_1 @AtheistEngineer @firefighter5511 @CandySmith74 @AtheistBigfoot @LilithLiberated @harryhamilton99 @AtheistComedy1 @TkThatStrawman @RichardDawkins @SamHarrisOrg @RFupdates #ChristianFail
@daniel52464547 @CrispyCurry @atheistic_1 @AtheistEngineer @firefighter5511 @CandySmith74 @AtheistBigfoot @LilithLiberated @harryhamilton99 @AtheistComedy1 @TkThatStrawman @RichardDawkins @SamHarrisOrg @RFupdates #ChristianFail (<-- See, I can repeat myself, too.)
@daniel52464547 @CrispyCurry @atheistic_1 @AtheistEngineer @firefighter5511 @CandySmith74 @AtheistBigfoot @LilithLiberated @harryhamilton99 @AtheistComedy1 @TkThatStrawman @RichardDawkins @SamHarrisOrg @RFupdates 1 Peter 2:18 "Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and gentle, but also to those who are perverse."
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@ClayCassius @KotobaruSanSama @Loriniowa @ellen5e @michellmybell1 @Jandrewgotsguns @Bacon_Eater @orna_verum @EBatterson @TakeThatEpi @RJDownard @cootey59 @ntlady99 @The_Ouroboros__ @andyguy @PragmatiqueC @jools6691 @alan244g @enterosoft @TertiusIII @malo_j @HaircutSpock @Ammadillen @Jesus_is_G_d @TedPerkins10 @PleasureOfDoubt @GizaIzabella @VincyBigJ @geraldpayne25 @TJMair @rmbctious @Fishtiks @zalphaprime @halcyondon @Catheri77148739 @donholtmac @Cern_lXXl @Zessshy @zythophiliac @chrischristex16 @yrysbryd @jstuart197 @BenefactrChurch @LindaEver4 @UBlasphemist @brainoutREAD @Squirrely99 @WarwickHunt4 @HanterPoen @sarahsalviander Typical #ChristianFail... No evidence for your claims, and no moral standing. Just a primitive banging his chest like the primate he insists he isn't.
@creationtoday Shock! Horror! The date is completely spurious: decided in 336 AD by Pope Julius 1st. Conveniently timed to the ancient pagan celebration of Winter Solstice. Many modern Christmas traditions reflect this pagan celebration (trees, gifts, food etc...). #christianfail
@ax2n38 @Duke1CA @Neodoug2 @godlessteach @VolumeRose @tklforgiven @_SirusTheVirus @dcj_daniel @yourmumspants @EPodhorn @mikenedie @rmbctious @GazzaBuzzman @AprilLigeia @mikegreenhow @JesusisLord50 @questions_faith @shabbaranksbro @debbiepalm44 @RickBaggett7 @dykhead @Cern_lXXl @firstmuslim @UglyTrapMaid @exchristian5 @AwayFromTheKeys @ThermopyleAngus @RTheatheist @CollinOctantis @MexicoAteo @JargleBargle @VincyBigJ @GreekVikingX @AtheistEclipse @afperezb9 @TautReason @goalskii @Grundoon67 @magnedal @PBDerbysFBPE @RCReed40 @vidamachine @ItsGonnaGoForIt @malex5678 @brokenpla @TheCynicalEye @JeweledStrokes @humanisthobbit @Troy_J_E @KrisQuestionz And you! You use whatever you can to dodge any serious questions. Instead of looking for the instances I'm referring to, you simply say that I am totally wrong (you also call me atheist when I AM NOT, #ChristianFail) because I used an absolute term.
I appreciate the effort, fellow Christian, but I donโt think anyoneโs gonna read a Gospel track you left on the toilet paper dispenser in a Sheetz bathroom #ChristianFail
Pretty sure the answer to #WWJD here would be, LET THEM FOSTER THE REFUGEE CHILD. Y'all must have forgot that Jesus *was* a refugee. #ChristianFail #LicenseToDiscriminate #OpenToAll https://t.co/blyKCOLZXN
BREAKING: A married lesbian couple were told they couldnโt apply to foster a refugee child because their family didnโt โmirror the Holy Family.โ Weโre suing. https://t.co/euPonqyLTo
Most of my heresy can be attributed to the fact that my name & Jesus are only one letter a part. Sry for all the times I typed or wrote Jess instead of Jesus #seminarylife #christianfail
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