John Schultz

Programmer, runner, and expert driver. Jeopardy! 5-day champ — What is emerald?

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@jjh_esq They always do, for every slight, real or imagined. But Republicans also actually want to distance themselves from the vast criminality of the J6 Slush Fund, for political reasons. The point here is to force them to vote, so they are partly to blame for the fund.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@JoeFarr86 @CotyDavis_24 If you respect what Harden is doing, this is extremely respectful. He’s acknowledging the understanding, the work—the craft.

If you think this is disrespectful then you should probably examine how you feel about Harden’s game.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@GreatLakesWife_ Absolutely right, he should have that done and be making sure the edges are clean

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@agentilis92 @janecoaston Oh, no! Our strategic ACL reserve!

What are you talking about?

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@FrannyDiP But why? What do those chapter titles pertain to? We’re stumped over here

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@iamreallydrury @katienotopoulos Backing in, you’re already in the travel lane; backing up, you’re entering it while sitting at the opposite end of a parking space. Your ability to see other cars is not equal between the two.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@katienotopoulos @alexjlockie What a charitable response!

I’ve been backing in a lot because we got a van, and it’s reassuring to have mirrors to check my distance from all the lines (or pillars) without getting out.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@danpfeiffer Somebody explained the higher bar thing to me for the first time a month ago, which kind of shocked me after like 6 years of hearing the 25th brought up.
Still, this week 25th seems right b/c the destroyed civilization threat isn’t illegal, but it does prove he’s incapable.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@sgeorgetter Also, I saw somebody suggest PM like 20 minutes into the merch search in ‘24, looked at it for weeks, decided against. Now every time I see the guy at work with his on, I kick myself.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@sgeorgetter I understand abridging for characters happens, but I’m amused by “we realized… he should have bought 2”.
(“Should have bought 2” suggests a specific need for 2… baby-holding/baby-free? Indoor/outdoor? Colorways?
And “we realized” is just funny that it was a group effort.)

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@algomizercom @DannyCrichton The bank teller knows they’re operating inside a stickup, they just may not have the means to select their part in it

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@ohio_notary_ You are biased on that score, though

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@TemperedGains @usedscates @MikeLevin @SpeakerPelosi I think we should take Pelosi’s gains away and prevent Congress from investing actively, but this whataboutism is very stupid. Large moves revealing insider information in this kind of market are a real obvious threat to the OpSec of this (illegal) US operation.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@burneruhcount @possum_life @the_engi_nerd I’ve never thought about it, but it would really make sense if “The U” originated as a nickname because UofM was already taken in the 80’s

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@ebitmom Doctor on our son’s Peds cancer unit took a moment before leaving after rounds yesterday to thank my wife for how pleasant we’ve been [exhibiting basic decency]. Society is fraying.

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@JDue51 @Alex_Drain Ah, but that doesn’t contradict what Alex said!

[Yaxel Lendeborg @Yaxel_Lendeborg]

It’s all for her! ⁦@PlayersTribune⁩ https://t.co/fEV5G5KwcW

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@OneFuttAtATime @DillonZulkowski @wilnerhotline I think we’re beyond the point of “adequately explained by stupidity” here

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

Makes sense

[Jon Wilner @wilnerhotline]

Voted Houston #1 after watching TTU win at Arizona, which gave me even greater appreciation for UH's resume esp the 4-pt W in Houston and the 4-pt loss in Lubbock. Wasn't about what Michigan did/didn't do

imo: Red Raiders are way too low in the poll (13). I have them 8th

[John Schultz @jwschultz]

@TimmisZoomer @Ceres2079 @pikecanth13 @ChadNotChud And in absence of that effort/data, assume car engineers know more about car engineering than you