Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.

[James @jameswillout]

The taxman is the only guy who fucks me in the ass…

[Víkrám @gvicks]

I have a growing realisation that the word “approximately” is holding my entire life together.

[ᑎIᑕᛕƳ ᗷ @Nickynbr]

Reflecting

[Milkman Savage @silkymilky14]

I keep catching 420 and 1111 on the clock recently but only one of those times makes my wishes come true

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Don't even talk to me until i've had my living vivisection

[Not You Again. @NotYouAgain66]

You think this is good you should see me at parties

[Not You Again. @NotYouAgain66]

Me im just here to be simply adorable with all the right words

[ABoose @A_B00SE]

Some people only keep secrets that protect themselves.

[🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦 @420iloveweed]

Just remembered it's Tuesday. You know what to do ladies.

And if making tacos wasn't your first thought we definitely need to be friends.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

These are my emotional support t-rex hands while I sleep

[KrispyKreme 💜🍒 @Kristinaann1031]

Sorry, I took a little break off here last night. Sometimes I’m just exhausted lol 😆 Please try to be patient with me when getting back to everyone

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I'm sorry my post made you feel uncomfortable . . . bwahahaha, no I'm not.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Sometimes happiness finds you when you least expect it.

- me, enjoying my coffee in silence.

[Not You Again. @NotYouAgain66]

When its underwhelming just call me old reliable

[Víkrám @gvicks]

I find it suspicious when someone is cheerful before breakfast. What exactly are you celebrating?

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

real freak flag recognize real freak flag

[ᑎIᑕᛕƳ ᗷ @Nickynbr]

It’s getting magically spooky around here🥀

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I like people that are direct, you always know where you stand with them.

[Víkrám @gvicks]

Some days I feel like making a difference. Other days I just want to know who's been eating my biscuits.