Stu, For Real

screaming on the inside

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

@jollyrobber @SleepEatScream @DropMiker @cowboyjeffkent @manofletterz @RunOldMan @JoshKing2 @MonkeysMarch @schumoo @OfficeofSteve @popartcartoonz @LarrysTwin99 @Jarhead44 @FFmaxhyde @Quartzjixler Huh! Guess i missed the party

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

@Susantoday1811 😃

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

You had me at hell no

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Another day, another *unintelligible garble*

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Who has zero thumbs and just had a terrible table saw mishap? This g

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Not sure what “deliberately obtuse” means but I don’t think I am being it.

[Covie @covie_93]

They saw police kill a 1-year-old Black baby over diapers then called police on a 3-year-old Black boy for being "too good" at soccer???

[goma @soigomaa]

Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!

[Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio]

Are you using body odor as a form of self defense???

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Someone finally put it into words

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Welcome to Twitter, a dude who looks like a dirty Weeble Wooble will show up on your TL shortly to anonymously insult the appearance of somebody way out of his league

[Dark Moe @DarkMoe3]

@StuForReal Thank God.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Sorry i'm late, i was wishing i was at the where dull razors all begin, you see

[🐺 Horror Archaeologist 🧛‍♂️ @ClassADude]

Me: *screaming as I transform into a Werewolf*

Wife: *banging on the bathroom door* Honey, are you OK?

Me: *Through a mouthful of huge, sharp teeth* Good news, honey. It's not Rabies.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion... But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all.”

— Arthur C. Clarke

[CS @casualsideo]

@StuForReal @grok what does this mean

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

@cheryl_marlin Mine was a dirtbag too. Sorry ❤️

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Realistically, "realistically", James Bond would be an impossibly old white guy, shuffling around making women uncomfortable and babbling racist shit. And forgetting where he left his keys

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP)? Back in my day we called them UFO's and we liked it dammit.